The Strangest Thing Happened Me Yesterday

So yesterday the strangest thing happened to me.

I had the day off, so I decided I’d spin down to Sligo for an aul gander around.

So off I went being a total grinch switching radio stations every time a Christmas song came on.

I had just gone through Castlebaldwin when one of those Organ transport ambulance thingys passed me by.

Now anyone familiar with that road knows there’s a few bumps shortly down there.

Well the ambulance hit them hard, it lifted a bit off the ground and with the slam back down onto the road a small cooler box fell out the back door.

Sure of course me being the good human I pulled over to pick it up in case it was urgent.

I threw it into the boot and tipped off down the road until I got somewhere to pull in.

I took out the box to see was there anything written on it for where it was meant to go when I notice it was half open after the fall.

Now curiosity got the better of me so I said I’d have a quick peep in case it was something weird.

It seemed to be just a cooler box full of ice so I passed no heed thinking it was off to collect something until I rooted and there it was….

A toe.

I was pretty confused as to why they’d be carrying a toe around but sure I said I better try and find a home for it.

I rang the hopsital, no good.

I rang the company that runs the transport, no good.

I sat there for 5 minutes not really knowing what to do when all of a sudden it hit me……

I rang a Toe Truck.

Possibly one of the greatest, worst jokes I’ve heard in 2016.

Apologies for making you read that 🙂

Have a great Christmas and New Year and behave yourselves.

Colm